According to wikipedia:

"VST (Virtual Studio Technology) is an interface for integrating software audiosynthersizers and effectplugins with audio editors and hard-disk recording systems."

  But thats not true. In fact VSTplugins are little pieces of cloth that you download through the runescape servers of the skies. They are precision milled by an army of miniature children so they fit inbetween the fanblades of your pooter. Millions of years of research has gone into these VSTs! remember not to peel the plastic film off though! It's there to protect you from the radioactive core!

Add the sliky soft orbs of vascular strombosis 9 to any mix to give it that extra plip.

Download here

Download here

 

The Ridiculous Mangling Machine v2

Make your beats pay for being so crap at being awesome.

Download here

"Crapsynth2" Next gen crap synth that seamlessly integrates with your DAW. Just when you thought synth couldn't get any crapper... ehm.. it did! Crapsynth2 is a next generation neutron spectrometronic modeling regenesis synthesizer. It boasts 1 utterly crap minimum-coding-oscillator and some other knobs that might not be connected properly.

Team C4p741n Cr3d18L3 faithfully

cracks his own plugins for you

cheap basterds.

Download here

The ninth gate xtal! you have founded it! Congratulation!!1 You are the gate master!

it is written here

"ADSRmute" is a mute button, but with an adsr envelope. If you're confused then just don't bother, its not very exciting, its just occasionally rather useful. Recieve your copy here

VFX TOOLS

This is a set of tools specifically intended for the SM PRO AUDIO V-Machine. It's a workaround for some of the shortcomings of the software editor. This pack lets you Bypass fx, x-fade, send dry audio through the v-machine and move clouds with your mouse!

Asplode! genuine 100% Audio asplodenator!!

physical modelling simulation of real asplosion.

Claim your copy here

VST Plugins

NEWS

Planck Midi/CV controller register interest here

More info on Planck here

Sign up for workshop 2.0 in trondheim here

 

NEW Christmas track 2016

Ravé Maria

Forest Moon Music Video

Dead Cats Coming Oct2015

on Metronomicon Audio

New EP out NOW!!!1

Lern 2 make yr own gnarly synths!

New VST ploggin!

Captain Credible on the 9 o'clock news (TV2) here

New VST plugin for you to rince it out well proper with. The legendary 9th Gate crystal here

Mad decent instructional video on how to rinse it out well proper (dance) to the sounds of Sky Barstow, as remixed by Captain Credible here

Captain Credible has a got a guestbook! Fill it with obscenities and disturbing viagra spam now! here

   Captain Credible pictures from Øya Festival here

CLASH Magazine pick out Captain Credible as one of the highlights of Øya Day 1! here

A pleasantly confusing article about Captain Credible as though stored on crinkly magnetic tape here

Captain Credible cunningly endows inanimate objects with souls secretly harvested at night from people that "didn't need them anyway" here

Reviews/articles:

A pleasantly confusing article on Captain Credible from dead-brain here

Short review of Captain Credible at By:Larm here

Danish review of Villa gig at By:Larm

Article about Captain Credible on side2 here

Short HG80 article on Captain Credible here

Universitas review a gig with Captain Credible here

Article about Captain Credible in planB

NRK Urørt interview with Captain Credible here

Interview with Captain Credible on NöMusic here

Musiq review Captain Credible at slottsfjell here

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Magical Links:

Mindblast Records here

Sky Barstow here

Metronomicon Audio here

How is annie records here

Does stuff you never realized you needed to do to your audio and leaves half the wavecycle untouched while the other half is replaced by purest noise.