According to wikipedia:
"VST (Virtual Studio Technology) is an interface for integrating software audiosynthersizers and effectplugins with audio editors and hard-disk recording systems."
But thats not true. In fact VSTplugins are little pieces of cloth that you download through the runescape servers of the skies. They are precision milled by an army of miniature children so they fit inbetween the fanblades of your pooter. Millions of years of research has gone into these VSTs! remember not to peel the plastic film off though! It's there to protect you from the radioactive core!
Add the sliky soft orbs of vascular strombosis 9 to any mix to give it that extra plip.
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The Ridiculous Mangling Machine v2
Make your beats pay for being so crap at being awesome.
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"Crapsynth2" Next gen crap synth that seamlessly integrates with your DAW. Just when you thought synth couldn't get any crapper... ehm.. it did! Crapsynth2 is a next generation neutron spectrometronic modeling regenesis synthesizer. It boasts 1 utterly crap minimum-coding-oscillator and some other knobs that might not be connected properly.
Team C4p741n Cr3d18L3 faithfully
cracks his own plugins for you
cheap basterds.
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The ninth gate xtal! you have founded it! Congratulation!!1 You are the gate master!
it is written here
"ADSRmute" is a mute button, but with an adsr envelope. If you're confused then just don't bother, its not very exciting, its just occasionally rather useful. Recieve your copy here
VFX TOOLS
This is a set of tools specifically intended for the SM PRO AUDIO V-Machine. It's a workaround for some of the shortcomings of the software editor. This pack lets you Bypass fx, x-fade, send dry audio through the v-machine and move clouds with your mouse!
Asplode! genuine 100% Audio asplodenator!!
physical modelling simulation of real asplosion.
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VST Plugins
NEWS
NEW Christmas track 2016
Ravé Maria
Forest Moon Music Video
Dead Cats Coming Oct2015
on Metronomicon Audio
New EP out NOW!!!1
Lern 2 make yr own gnarly synths!
New VST ploggin!
Captain Credible on the 9 o'clock news (TV2) here
New VST plugin for you to rince it out well proper with. The legendary 9th Gate crystal here
Captain Credible has a got a guestbook! Fill it with obscenities and disturbing viagra spam now! here
Captain Credible pictures from Øya Festival here
CLASH Magazine pick out Captain Credible as one of the highlights of Øya Day 1! here
A pleasantly confusing article about Captain Credible as though stored on crinkly magnetic tape here
Captain Credible cunningly endows inanimate objects with souls secretly harvested at night from people that "didn't need them anyway" here
Reviews/articles:
A pleasantly confusing article on Captain Credible from dead-brain here
Short review of Captain Credible at By:Larm here
Danish review of Villa gig at By:Larm
Article about Captain Credible on side2 here
Short HG80 article on Captain Credible here
Universitas review a gig with Captain Credible here
Article about Captain Credible in planB
NRK Urørt interview with Captain Credible here
Interview with Captain Credible on NöMusic here
Musiq review Captain Credible at slottsfjell here
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Magical Links:
Mindblast Records here
Sky Barstow here
Metronomicon Audio here
How is annie records here
Does stuff you never realized you needed to do to your audio and leaves half the wavecycle untouched while the other half is replaced by purest noise.